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NOE Newsflash: Town Crier endorses Los Altos

November 19, 2008

LOS ALTOS, CA — The editorial board of the Los Altos Town Crier has selected Los Altos as the area in which Los Altos residents should do most of their holiday shopping.

In a studious, point-by-point analysis, the board argued, “why not shop and spend downtown and in our other shopping districts? The advantages far outweigh the disadvantages. For starters, there’s available parking.”

“Shoppers may choose from 11 women’s clothing stores, eight jewelry stores, five children’s stores and a toy store,” the Town Crier writes, “the downtown also has two shoe stores and two pet stores.”

The decision of where the town’s residents will shop may have impact on retailers from Stanford Shopping Center to as far as the Gilroy Premium Outlets.

“We’re beyond humbled,” said Phyllis Dreer, 78, of Main Street Antiques. “It would have been easy for the Los Altos Town Crier to have urged Los Altos to do most of its shopping outside of Los Altos.”

Edward Landis, 82, quickly interjected, “Just like it would have been easy for Town Crier to have endorsed against Prop 8, like the Los Angeles Times, San Francisco Chronicle, San Jose Mercury News, Sacramento Bee, San Diego Union Tribune, and even the Orange County Register did. But no, our paper has the courage to speak out against the unpleasant things outside Los Altos, like homo-marriage and stores larger than Draeger’s.”

The editorial also reiterated one of its long running themes: Los Altans have more money than some other people who live nearby. “Residents from our communities will be shopping and spending more than other areas,” writes the editorial.

After reading this, 36-year-old Mountain View resident Miguel Sanchez (pictured at right), an illegal immigrant living with 13 of his illegal immigrant relatives, could only cartoonishly shrug as he pulled out the insides of his pant pockets to reveal that they were completely empty.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. The real Phyllis Dreer permalink
    November 20, 2008 12:01 am

    No person is illegal.

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