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Somali Pirates Are the F#*$in’ Best!

October 9, 2008

Piracy off the Somali coast has been getting more and more press of late – especially with the pirates recent (and awesome!) seizure of a Ukranian cargo ship carrying tanks destined for god-knows-where (there is dispute – some say Sudan, though Kenya insists they are for its own military) to undoubtedly wreak further havoc on poor Africans.

After France, the US and several other nations decided to begin patrolling waters near the Somali coast, NATO now wants a piece of the pirates.

So far this year, our favorite bad guys have cost “up to $30 million.” No word yet on how much this NATO deployment will cost. My guess is that it’ll be a little more than $30 million.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. USpace permalink
    October 10, 2008 9:47 pm

    Being Muslims, they must be peaceful pirates at least. These Somali pirate monkeys are out of control. They go out for weeks in little rickety boats with just weapons and water and eat raw fish they catch and keep hijacking bigger then bigger, then bigger boats.

    These terrorist monkeys must be exterminated with extreme prejudice. Several drones into their camps when they’re fat and happy celebrating their new money should do the trick.

    Lots of great Pirate coverage over at Dinah Lord:
    Somalian Gov’t Charges Pirate Negotiator Andrew Mwangura
    absurd thought –
    God of the Universe says
    don’t exterminate pirates

    seizing ships for ransom
    everybody gets rich

    absurd thought –
    God of the Universe says
    let pirates operate

    you will get cut of ransom
    and maybe some weapons too

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  2. BigDra permalink
    October 11, 2008 6:02 am

    Holy shit! Hahahaha what a racist rant! What violence! Is this person a Christian nutbag or a cargo ship owner? hahahah How about those international posts getting some comments – for better or worse!

  3. Anonymous permalink
    October 11, 2008 7:39 pm

    Wow, uspace, you just delivered some REAL TALK!

    Everyone should follow the link embedded in the word “uspace” and read about his e-book. I’m glad I’ve held off my contributer role until after this nutbag visited the blog.


  4. Anonymous permalink
    October 13, 2008 7:29 pm

    Gave who some damn money?

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