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A skull-cracking analysis of what ails the Mercury News

June 1, 2008

After trying and failing to explain to a confused out-of-town guest why the news section of the Saturday’s San Francisco Chronicle consisted of only eight pages, I sat down this morning to thumb through a hard copy of the Merc for the first time since I got home two weeks ago. My mom took the front and my dad took the “local,” leaving me with sports. A teaser on the front page of the section read:

“The Giants’ young lineup did not score till the ninth inning.”

There are far better reasons to mock the Merc, but none that require so little work on my part.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. Anonymous permalink
    June 2, 2008 11:26 am

    btw, you guys look hot!

  2. Kathy Schrenk permalink
    June 2, 2008 5:16 pm

    Ahh, college. Sorority chicks and Natural Ice.

  3. Koland permalink
    June 3, 2008 4:36 pm

    You are correct. All pictured (aged 28, 26, 26, 25) in this photo are still in school.

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